if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

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fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

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swooning-for-thomas:

ifyoudontl0veme-pretend:

coolification:

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Judging you if you don’t reblog this

JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL

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Anonymous asked:
Why do we have eyebrows

cassholethecasstrator:

because this is what we look like without them

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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